Christmas Limerick #1

The dogs were named Dallas and Riley

They were evil but, oh so wily

So clever were they 

Saint Nick couldn’t get away 

And now he'll never be smiley

(Look close for Santa's leg on the bottom of the picture.)

Christmas Limerick #2

There once was an angel called Jade

She kept evil spirits at bay

But along came two demons

Their bad breath a steamin' 

And good Ole' Saint Nick went away

Christmas Limerick #3

Jolly old Kris Kringle 

He shouldn’t have jingled 

For all that grand noise

Brought out the wild boys

And now sadly Santa’s all mingled. 

Christmas Limerick #4

Poor Santa Clause

He shouldn’t have paused

For the hounds they did dash

And were there in a flash

And now there’s no more Santa Clause

Christmas Limerick #5

The production of cards is not easy

One would think the weather quite breezy

For sailing into the sky

Halos, horns, and hats do fly

All for a result that's quite cheesy

Christmas Limerick #6

There once was a man named Saint Nick

Who used to be spry, nimble, and quick

But his days eating sweets 

Made him too fat on his feet

And the dogs ate him ‘til they were sick.